‘Tis the season to rely your wreckage.
1) This cup of “Coco”
2) A Vacation Joint
I feel it is an elbow.
3) Gingerbread X-Rays
DANGIT TSA IS NOTHING SACRED
4) Santa?
Even he would not know what’s on his head.
5) A Cluster Cluck of Wrapping Paper:
Precise Dialog Between Me and John Concerning This Cake:
Me: [zooming in on wrapping] “Um, can you inform what that is?”
John: [squinting] “That is Santa… holding an accordion.”
Me: [pause] “Is Santa a hen?”
John: [longer pause] “Sure, sure he’s.”
6) Santa’s “Sleigh”:
I feel I deserve a gold medal for figuring this one out, you guys.
7) A Snowman, In all probability:
See the headband and hat?
8) Poo-dolf, the Leech-Nosed Colon Cleaner:
Ho Ho NO.
Because of Sherri B., Allie D., Heather G., Surlana, Amelia Ok., Sydney B., Julie A., & Jeffrey C. for making it rain, pricey.
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