[movie announcer guy]:
This Christmas…
prepare…
for a one horse…
open…
SLAY.
“AAAIIIIEEEEE!!”
Run as quick as you’ll be able to…
[insane giggling]
And do not go outdoors:
“ZOMBIE PENGUIN!”
And by no means…
“THEY’RE COMING!”
EVER…
“Oh, thank goodness we discovered you, Santa! ….Santa?”
“AAAAAIIIIEEEEE!!!!”
…FALL ASLEEP.
“He is not actual. He is not actual. HE’S NOT REAL.”
“He is… proper behind me, is not he?
“Nice. Juuuuust nice.”
[child singing]
He sees you while you’re sleeping
He know while you’re awake
He is aware of in the event you’ve been dangerous or good,
So be good…
…OR DIE.
Because of Erinn M., Aymara A., Gene H., Ben & Janelle, Chandria D., Zach R., Ann H., & Shannon S., who higher be careful, and so they higher not cry, as a result of wusses get left behind.
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