Only one week left ’til Christmas (!!), and the wrecks you guys are sending in simply preserve getting more strange by the day:
Snowman? Santa? Disco sheep? Marshmallow-covered Walter Peck?
THE WORLD MAY NEVER KNOW.
“…and all of the acid rain and air pollution seeped into Frosty’s physique, turning him right into a petrified statue of ash, all as a result of somebody did not take out the recycling when his dad and mom requested.
“THE END.”
Is that this:
A) The Eye of Sauron
B) A taco carrying a corset
C) The Eye of Sauron carrying a corset
or
D) Actual life?
You may suppose the best, best possibility can be a sublime pink bow on a plain white cake.
However, CLEARLY, you’d be fallacious.
(What did the baker use for a piping tip? His enamel?)
This subsequent one is tentacly titled “I am dreaming of a Cthulhu Christmas.”
Darkly dreaming, after all.
Questioning what these are imagined to be? So was I, till Sarah despatched on this picture from a unique retailer:
Now I am REALLY curious.
(Sure, sure, I do know it is imagined to be a tree. I simply refuse to just accept it.)
And at last, a bit vacation math for you:
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Angels now we have heard under
Softly singing “oh-hh noooOooo!”
Due to wreckporters Elizabeth T., Tina, Gene H., Jill W., Billy G., Sarah L., & Amy V. for giving Sharyn a place to begin for right this moment’s track re-write within the feedback. (Problem: ISSUED.)
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P.S. I have been searching for the most effective Christmas lights to hold exterior this 12 months, and I believe you will like what I purchased:
BrizLabs Colour-Altering Christmas Lights
It is a 115 toes of LED lights, which you’ll change from heat white to multi-color to any mixture of the 2! They’ve 11 totally different settings like “slo-glow” and “respiration,” a distant management, and even built-in timers. All for $27! That is the most effective worth for probably the most options I’ve discovered, plus they’ve nice evaluations, which is a should for me.
John & I put in 3 strands of those beauties final weekend, they usually. are. GORGEOUS. Extremely advocate.
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And from my different weblog Epbot:
