I do know simply how one can ice it

And I do know simply how one can promote

I do know simply how one can learn directions

And I do know simply how too spell!

I understand how to make a moose head

And I understand how to make a bear

I do know simply how one can write “Amurersary”

And I do know what to do with hair!

And I do know simply how one can stack cake…

And I do know after I’ve gone too far!

AND I’M PROBABLY GONNA CHARGE YOU EVEN THOUGH
IT TOPPLED OVER ‘CAUSE I REALLY HAVE TO
PAY FOR MY CAR!
However I do not suppose you need to decide me

Simply because it is onerous to learn my scra-ah-awl…
‘Cuz you understand I will all the time be right here
Making caa-aake
Appear like nothing in any respect

{Making cake!}
Appear like nothing in any respect

{Making ca-ay-ake!}
Appear like nothing in any respect

Ahhh-awwww-AH!
Ahhhh-awwww-AH!
AHHHHHH!!
AHHHHHH!!!

THIS LOOKS LIKE NOTHING AT ALL!
Due to Kimberly M., Justine T., Kate L., Lauren B., Krista Ok., Beth W., Meghan M., Margaret, Amy C., Anony M., Fred M., Kris D., Beth, Kate H., & Chelsea V. for serving to us write the longest CW publish in CW historical past.
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P.S. Since this saved my butt throughout a protracted portray day not too long ago, I’ve a random product suggestion:

No Buckle No-Present Stretch Belt
That is my new favourite belt, y’all. It mainly turns something with belt loops into an elastic waist. So cozy I overlook it is on, slimline so it does not present below my t-shirts, and NO BELT BUCKLE to dig into my stomach or unbuckle for toilet breaks. Woohoo!
You know the way stretch denims are without end sliding down once you sit or bend, so you need to hold hitching them again up? No extra! I put on this with all my denims now. It is completely elastic, so it strikes and stretches with you, zero painful digging. I HIGHLY advocate for anybody nicely endowed with squish within the stomach space.
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