If there’s one factor I’ve discovered from Cake Wrecks over the previous decade, it is that Epcot is a factor to not be trifled with.
If there’s one other factor I’ve discovered from Cake Wrecks, it is that you would be able to’t make a rounded cupcake cake (ptoieee!). As in, ever. The legal guidelines of physics preclude even the merest trace of risk.
Not that this stops our courageous wreckerators from attempting, in fact. They appear satisfied that slathering probably life-threatening quantities of icing onto something will put a skeptical buyer right into a pre-purchase sugar haze.
So let’s take a look at how the seemingly easy circle turns into a catastrophe destined for diabolically dastardly…um…proportions. (No, wait. Dimensions! Dang it. Broke my stride.)
