Stockings across the Christmas tree
Look so dangerous that your jaw drops.
As soon as he obtained a very good take a look at them
Santa Claus went into shock.
Who comes up with these Christmas muffins?
Have the bakers misplaced their minds?
Did they drink an excessive amount of spiced eggnog?
Or are they legally blind?
You will note a glut of flotsam items as you neeear
Desserts that simply will not make you jolly
Hey, d’you assume that is perhaps holly?
Surprising quantities of frosting, these
Would possibly ship you proper ‘around the bend
Will you maintain out for higher muffins
Or simply purchase these ultimately?
BONUS CAROL OF THE SILVER BELLS:
[sing it with me, now!]
Diiiing doooong,
Diiing…
Dong.
A choir of because of Maryann M., Janet G., Kadmi, Megan Ok., Katherine D., Jackson L., Ann M., Jenna C., Ashley S., & Grainne, who all wish to go Christmas caroling with Sharyn. Me, too, guys. ME, TOO.
