Hey, as we speak is LEGO’s 68th birthday! Yep, that is 68 complete years of tiny bruises and hopping round the home on one foot whereas cursing – which is positively grounds for cake, do not you assume?
Hmm. Perhaps a LEGO cake could be extra appetizing.
Now, in concept, a LEGO brick cake is fairly easy to make: simply stack cupcakes on a sheet cake, frost the entire shebang, after which stick as many LEGO flotsam items on it as attainable so individuals do not assume you’ve got created an edible pores and skin rash:
I’ve an irresistible urge to step on this.
You may also use the time-tested, wreckerator-approved technique of simply writing what the cake is meant to be ON the cake, so persons are certain to get the trace:
If I had been Kyle, I would be hoping there have been one other 9 truffles ready within the wings.
Nonetheless, these aren’t half unhealthy for do-it-yourself, proper? In fact, they’re not do-it-yourself, they’re skilled. And so is that this:
(The Cliffs of INSANITY!)
And this:
It is just like the underside of a sheep stomach. A chilly sheep stomach.
(Okay, not THAT chilly, however nonetheless, you understand, fairly chilly.)
And this:
There is a “sh***ing bricks” joke in right here SOMEWHERE, I simply realize it.
In order for you your LEGO cake to get actually complicated, simply add crayon candles:
I see a pair of goggles exploding rainbows. Which is sort of superior.
And also you’re by no means going to consider it, however this, too, is a professionally made “LEGO” brick cake:
[looking around]
[shifty eyes]
Okay, if nobody else goes to say it, I’ll:
LEGO NIPPLES.
FUN FACT: The little bumps on LEGO bricks are referred to as “studs.”
FUNNER FACT: At the moment’s wreckporters Breanna, Amanda Ok., Cindy S., Autumn & Dylan, Sondra D., Brian Ok., Gwen I., & Cricket are whole stud-magnets. Awww yeeeeah. (Additionally: ouch.)
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