There are literal wrecks (“Simply write Completely happy Birthday on it,”) after which there are the wrecks that actually undergo from a sport of Phone. And so they’re fabulous.
“Too Legit To Stop”
“Welcome House”
“Completely happy Birthday, Cowgirl!”
“Valedictorian”
“Gettin’ hitched!” (for a marriage bathe)
“Completely happy Hanukkah!”
“Completely happy Birthday Beth & Libby!”
(And to assume she was once the life of the get together.)
“Bye, Evan!”
“For Our Fearless Chief”
(At hour 5, she turns right into a whimpering puddle of goo.)
“You are an ace!”
Right here they requested for a giant mouse with some little mice round it:
SO CLOSE.
Whereas on this one they needed “blue camo” – as in “camouflage.”
After all, there was that Obama/Llama fiasco. Heh.
And eventually, my favourite:
“Do not Take No For An Reply!”
It says “Do not Techno For An Reply.” Which is formally one in every of my favourite issues ever. As a result of now I need to, dangit.
Random Particular person: “So Jen, are you coming to our child bathe? We’re serving a kind of hee-LARIOUS vagina desserts!”
Me: [puts on sunglasses] [cranks techno music] [moonwalks away]
Due to Mary D., Amy D., Cat D., Rowenna O., Amy R., Jill S., Emily A., Karen B., Liz W., Sarah H., Helen, Yvonee D., & Dori Ok. for that new life objective.
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P.S. Here is a (hilarious) reminder that English is sort of as complicated as these desserts:
P Is for Pterodactyl: The Worst Alphabet E book Ever
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And from my different weblog, Epbot:
