Some younger hooligan known as me “Unc” the opposite day, and it’s been sticking in my craw ever since.
Whereas his tone steered it was derogatory, I’m gonna select to take it one other method – Gen Alpha should find out about my affinity for Unc-rustables, one thing I do know we have now in frequent. Yeah, I’m nonetheless cool.
Talking of cool, permit me to introduce probably the most revolutionary handheld Apple product for the reason that O.G. iPod – Up & Apple Uncrustables. Smuckers has blessed us with a brand new taste of its wonderful frozen PB&J, and it’s arguably its finest effort so far.
Truly, I’m not right here to argue, I’m right here to overview. Up & Apple is unequivocally the very best Uncrustables “sandwich” ever.
Have you ever ever had a peanut butter and apple cinnamon jelly sandwich? If not, I’m telling you now to begin consuming peanut butter and apple cinnamon jelly sandwiches. I’d by no means had a peanut butter and apple cinnamon jelly sandwich till now, and I’m not going again. The one factor that’s ever gonna stick in my craw once more is, let’s all say it collectively, peanut butter and apple cinnamon jelly sandwiches!
That stated, I solely need them in barely thawed crimped UFO type. One of the best type.
I’m positive you’re all acquainted with the customarily imitated, by no means duplicated freezer PB&J at this level. Dealer Joe’s made a valiant effort, and there are some first rate knockoffs on the market, however nobody has come near Uncrustables. Don’t even get me began on the Lunchables “try.” These ought to be known as “Untrustables.”
I didn’t assume Smucker’s may enhance on its formulation, however Up & Apple is the brand new king.
The apple jelly seems to be like honey with little specks of cinnamon, and it tastes wonderful.
I used to be at all times a fan of cinnamon applesauce as a child, and this actually introduced me again. The flavour jogged my memory of Mott’s with the jelly clearly being smoother and stickier than gritty apple sauce. I’d say it’s additionally much less clumpy than the Uncrustables berry-centered counterparts.
I think about some folks may discover these somewhat cloying, because the jelly is dangerously near being too candy and synthetic. Nonetheless, the cinnamon cuts it and melds with the peanut butter and “unbeatably mushy bread” to perfection.
I’m an “al dente” Uncrustables enjoyer. I let it sit for about ten minutes to maintain the peanut butter somewhat on the firmer aspect, and, man, is it good with this jelly. It additionally made me understand I’d in all probability take pleasure in Uncrustables with crunchy peanut butter, so think about this my pitch for “Uncrustables Crunchables,” if that title isn’t trademarked.
Talking of names, “Up & Apple” stinks to its core, however I’m simply reaching for a nitpick as a result of this overview is simply too constructive.
Uncrustables have been one in all my favourite snacks earlier than this, they usually’ve solely moved up the listing.
I can’t think about them topping this, however I’m holding out hope for a marmalade taste. I do know I, and that little pantless freak Paddington, would actually recognize it. Paddington is Unc.
… I’m not cool.
I actually don’t like giving out excellent scores. I don’t consider in perfection. It’s too finite for me.
Anyway, these are elite. Ten out of ten.
Bought Value: $10.46
Dimension: 2.8 oz. (8 Sandwiches whole)
Bought at: Walmart
Score: 10 out of 10
Vitamin Info: 320 energy, 18 grams of fats, 4 grams of saturated fats, 0 grams of trans fats, 0 milligrams of ldl cholesterol, 230 milligrams of sodium, 33 grams of whole carbohydrates, 13 grams of whole sugars, 4 grams of dietary fiber, 12 grams of protein.
