Hey guys, it is time once more for our Annual Texas Cowboy Poetry publish!
(My apologies upfront to Texas, cowboys, and poetry typically.)
Ahem hem hem.
swirling poo vortex
moistly encircles my horse
maintain it off the boots.
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There as soon as was a rodeo clown
One of the best of the entire bunch, fingers down.
An actual Texas Star
He is positive to go far
If he’d simply cease horsing aroun’.
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Dangle the Canine’s present needed to shut
The issue? Proper underneath his nostril.
Because it’s onerous to erase
the issues on his face…
Now he simply does puppet exhibits.
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Kill.
Kill, kill, kill
KILL!
Killllllllllll….
Kill kill.
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And for our grand finale, we would such as you to know that John wrote the subsequent one. That is proper, JOHN DID IT. So it isn’t my or Sharyn’s fault. We’re simply saying.
Take it away, John!
As soon as upon a morning dreary, whereas I sat there, consuming beery,
Thinkin’ ’bout this woman I would ogled on the sport the night time earlier than.
How we went again to her trailer, thinkin’ I used to be gonna… uh, regale her
Disgrace she fell into the baler, slightly below the hayloft door.
“Geez Louise!” I screamed in terror as her bits lay on the ground.
“Now she’s boobs… and nothing extra!”
Due to Jodee R., Erica D., Tug T., Samantha R., Kristen, Emily S., & Willow M. for serving to John get that off his chest.
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